Sometimes I change the accent of my inner monologue to spice up my life
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
my body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
2: have you ever done drugs? No!!!
4: Have you ever drank? Nope
15: invisibility or ability to fly? Invisibility because i feel like i could do so many cool things with it
27: what’s your religion? I dont really have a specific religion. i believe that there’s something out there, but i dont believe in many specifics past that